It’s like an evangelical Michael Moore!

January 25, 2007

This is just too creepy.

(From the trailer at: http://www.chick.com/default.asp)
“Are you a blaspheming thief?”
“I sure hope not.” (nervous laughter)
“Come on.”
(laughs) “… No.”
“No?? You just told me you stole.”
“Because I don’t mean to do these things, so …”

“So you’re an adulterer, a thief, and a blasphemer.”
(laugh)
“Yes?”
“Yes.”
“Does that concern you?”
“… Um, just a little bit.”

Now let’s turn to the Book of Valjean:

Jean Valjean: Javert:
Believe of me what you will Men like me can never change
There is a duty that I’m sworn to do Men like you can never change
You know nothing of my life No, 24601
All I did was steal some bread My duty’s to the law - you have no rights
You know nothing of the world Come with me 24601
You would sooner see me dead Now the wheel has turned around
But not before I see this justice done Jean Valjean is nothing now

Oh musical theater. Is there anything you don’t know?

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