Cum trees

November 17, 2007

For the longest time I would walk past certain areas of campus and think, “What is that awful smell? It smells just like semen, or maybe bleach.” I assumed that it was related to the construction that was usually going on nearby — perhaps they use some sort of solvent that gives off this smell. I mentioned this to some friends today, and they said, “Oh, no, that’s just the cum trees.”

Ruh?

Apparently there are various trees that smell like man-juice and are called “cum trees.” These include the ginkgo biloba (yes I had to look up the spelling), and the hawthorn.

I’ll find it and post a picture up soon.

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4 Responses to “Cum trees”

  1. scott Says:

    seriously? that’s friggin hilarious!

  2. Ephram Says:

    The “Tree of Heaven” (I kid you not on the name) Ailanthus altisima smells suspiciously like cum in late spring evenings as well.

  3. T Town Tommy Says:

    HAHA!

  4. Eric Says:

    Of course I had to browse for the cum tree…

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