Cum trees
November 17, 2007For the longest time I would walk past certain areas of campus and think, “What is that awful smell? It smells just like semen, or maybe bleach.” I assumed that it was related to the construction that was usually going on nearby — perhaps they use some sort of solvent that gives off this smell. I mentioned this to some friends today, and they said, “Oh, no, that’s just the cum trees.”
Ruh?
Apparently there are various trees that smell like man-juice and are called “cum trees.” These include the ginkgo biloba (yes I had to look up the spelling), and the hawthorn.
I’ll find it and post a picture up soon.
November 17, 2007 at 10:03 am
seriously? that’s friggin hilarious!
November 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm
The “Tree of Heaven” (I kid you not on the name) Ailanthus altisima smells suspiciously like cum in late spring evenings as well.
November 17, 2007 at 4:54 pm
HAHA!
March 9, 2008 at 11:03 am
Of course I had to browse for the cum tree…