Just before waking up this morning I dreamed that I found out Jason Bateman was my real dad. I know, it’s weird because I thought he was cute or whatever, but really, it seemed right. And it was like the world was finally happy.
In my dream he also had a younger son, my half-brother, who was the cutest kid ever. And who thought I was the coolest guy in the world.
And when I woke up I was disappointed that it was only a dream.
Tags: dads, Jason Bateman
December 6, 2007 at 7:51 am
Your dad? No No No, I want him to be my man!
December 6, 2007 at 11:22 am
That would make you my biological-stepmom! Yes!!