Auction

Exhausted/exhilarated from Lobby Day — will post more on that later.

I wanted to post about a hilarious caustic review of the Newport Beach bachelor auction:

Most bachelor auctions benefit causes worth spending money on, like fighting AIDS or housing orphans with Tuberculosis. This auction was raising money for the benevolent cause of. . . beauty pageants. Specifically the Miss Teen Newport Fucking Beach Pageant. Talk about funding the epitome of all things wrong with this world. The Haves giving to the Have-Mores.

And what would an Orange County institution be if it weren’t parodied on Arrested Development:

Michael: It’s for a good cause.
Sally Sitwell: I heard it was to reseed the greens.

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