For several years now, my parents have been dropping a steady stream of hints about dating.
“Are there any girls you like in your class?”
“I hear so-and-so’s daughter is pretty.”
“So how many people in your class are dating now?”
“Whatever happened to that girl you were sitting next to at the white coat ceremony? Do you still talk to her?”
They are also under the impression that I’m still a Christian, even though I’ve stopped attending church unless I’m at home with them. I play along sometimes — don’t want any Marguerite Perrin-style blowups in the house.
So you can imagine my reaction when yesterday they mentioned that “So-and-so from church wants you to email their daughter and see if she needs help moving. If you’re not too busy, of course. They told us she’s very pretty, and a devout Christian.”
Gag.
It’s not enough that she has a vagina, but she also has to be a Jesus-freak? (No offense to reasonable and open-minded Christians.) No thanks!
February 10, 2008 at 10:27 pm
That YouTube link was something else. I’m not sure if I should thank you for posting it or not, though - I think I’m going to need to see a therapist.
You know, someone actually
made love tofucked that woman while drunk and blind-folded in a fit of . . . something so that she could do Jesus’ bidding and bring children into the world.I always wondered why Jesus didn’t do this sort of thing himself if he was so in to it; now that I’ve seen Marguerite Perrin I know the answer.
Ick.
February 10, 2008 at 11:35 pm
haha maybe I should have linked to the Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marguerite_Perrin
February 12, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Some of those devout Christian girls make good Fag Hags! giggle…
February 12, 2008 at 8:31 pm
ROFL